This is going to
be pretty funny when I read this in retrospect one day lol.
Ok so if you're
unfamiliar with the whole "Good Luck Chuck" theory, let me explain: it's from a
movie entitled, well
Good Luck Chuck and it centers around, well Chuck and he's a successful
dentist who just so happens to be cursed by a girl when he was 12 years old for
refusing to kiss her during seven minutes in heaven. Now this curse is basically
one where any time he dates a woman, she breaks up with him and ends up marrying
the next guy that asks her out. Of course he finds that one woman he's
completely head over heels for, which happens to be a clumsy version of
Jessica Alba. Long
story short Chuck realizes that he has that ability and begins having sex with
women that want to get married, so he traded guilt free sex for that. You know
eventually he wants to not be able to do that and after a whole bunch of hoopla
he finds the girl that curses him and she releases it and he lives happily ever
after. If you haven't watched the movie then I suggest you go and do it, but
that's the gist of it, and now we're here.
Like almost
everything on this blog, someone else brought this idea up to me while watching
this movie. Just like Chuck's friend Stu who saw the pattern of women getting
married after Chuck had sex with them, my homeboy said how funny if that
happened to one of us and I started thinking, wait it might be me. So like
anything that I do here for the blog, I researched all day and all night to get
these answers. Well not really because luckily for me I only have a handful of
exes and most aren't talking to me anymore anyways lol. So to take a gander I
broke my exes down by years and here is the results of my findings:
2005 Ex - Married
2006 Ex - Single
2006 Ex - Single
2007 Ex - Married
2009 Ex - Married
2010 Ex - Married
2012 Ex - Single
2013 Ex - Serious Relationship
So based on my
findings, it's not the case with me lol. Actually having these conversations
were somewhat awkward at the time for a multitude of reasons, I'm not going to
put their business out there, but let's just say I'm great where I'm at right
now. When I first thought about doing this I felt like it was very juvenile of
me, then I started getting worried and I was like why not, I have nothing else
better to do. But at the end of the day, it's all made up in one's head when
they hear some nonsense like this, and we all have that brief moment of
wondering. I just decided to do a social experiment at the expense of my time so
you guys can be amused, you're welcome lol.
Posts like these
really make me realize I need to work on my imagination a tad when I'm bored or
going through something and this is all I have to fall back on at the time lol.
Until next time
guys!
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